#21 Juice Makers Wanted Us To Die Of Dehydration.

Kool-Aid, Capri Suns and Hi-C wanted us to die of dehydration. This isn’t a theory or an opinion, it’s a fact! I mean, why else would you offer bottles, boxes or pouches that only provide thirsty kids with two sips of drink?! Insufficient juice is a problem that went on throughout my entire packed lunch experience and until someone changes the dimensions of their juice holder, the youth will be thirsty. In addition to this, Capri Sun provides you with a thin yellow straw that you have to jimmy into a tiny, resistant hole with the utmost precision. Failure to do so results in a mess that makes you question if the juice is worth the squeeze.

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