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So if you’re starting a unit that’s sole purpose is to save the planet; earth, fire, wind and water are absolutely magnificent powers to dish out to your team members. But you know what isn’t? Heart. Heart isn’t a good idea in the least bit. Basically my man, Ma-Ti was given this lame power and told to instill care, concern and passion into the people of this world, forcing them to care for the planet. That’s WEAK. Ok, it wouldn’t be weak if it just happened to you randomly today but it is weak in comparison to being able to control the earth, fire, wind or water. The coolest part of Ma-Ti’s gifts was that he could communicate telepathically with animals. Essentially he’s just a glorified Dr. Doolittle who can persuade you to go green. So while his friends were capable of starting an earthquake under your feet, lighting you on fire, putting you in the eye of an F5 tornado and drowning you – the worst Ma-Ti could do is convince you to pick up trash and recycle a water bottle, then talk to your dog about it. Riveting.