#10 Space Jams Rules And Kobe Will Never Be As Good As MJ.

Nobody worth knowing doesn’t like Space Jam. It was a one of a kind movie for our youth and only Michael Jordan could’ve pulled off that role. With the new generation, Kobe Bryant tends to draw comparisons to Michael Jordan which I find outrageous! If Kobe played for the Tunesquad he’d kill team moral and chemistry with his selfish, ball hog tendencies.

Nobody worth knowing doesn’t like Space Jam. It was a one of a kind movie for our youth. Only Michael Jordan could’ve pulled off that role. This new generation seems to think Kobe can compare — WRONG. If Kobe played for the Tunesquad he’d kill team moral with his selfish, ball hog tendencies — then he’d rape the girl Bunny.
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11 responses to “#10 Space Jams Rules And Kobe Will Never Be As Good As MJ.

  1. You should really watch Nostalgia Critic’s review of this advertising disasterpiece. It was just one long ad for everything Air Jordan promoted. it had a few funny parts. and MJ would never catch rape charges.

  2. Seriously though he’ll never be as good as Jordan I mean come on! He’ll never be as good as Shaq for that matter…Shazaam anyone?

  3. I still have that poster!

  4. Kobe would never do something that cool, especially for the sake of kids. He is too selfish and is in fact a rapist so he would never get the job anyways. Not to mention MJ is just plain better anyways.

  5. What happened to “And he’d rape the girl bunny?” Let’s not lie to ourselves; we all know it’s true.

  6. Love the Lakers and Kobe is my favorite current player, but Mike is still better I there’s a reason I have MJ’s jersey on my wall and not Kobe’s.

  7. That movie was badass. My sister and I played the SHIT out of the soundtrack! And I remember the main song was one of the greatest songs to ever play at the roller rink. Good times.

  8. Space Jam is an enjoyable movie even now. MJ has more charisma in his pinky fingernail than Kobe has in both of his arms. Kobe couldn’t and wouldn’t do such a cool movie. Plus what movie has such a great soundtrack of awesome music? Very few, very few.

  9. That was one of my FAvorite movies growing up. I’m not even into sports but I can’t stand Kobe, he’s a jackass. (just my opinion :X)

    R-Kelly sucked when it came to sex… but when I was younger and unaware… I Believe I Can Fly was THE song. I was always trying to do that flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy man and then my granny bought me this HUge, as in 2+ feet long, Space Jam’s coloring book… i’d spend hours laying on the floor coloring those aliens in x3

    Even if Kobe Did decide to do that… I’d never watch. His personality just Bugs me. Shoot, his Face bugs me. Michael was just a good guy. B/c of him, I wanted to be in the WNBA… then I grew up and realized I hate P.E… and watching sports xD

  10. Good kids movie for us ’90s kids, and it brings back a lot of good memories, though I gotta admit that schmaltzy “just believe in yourself” moral doesn’t have the same credibility it may have had back in 1996, if it ever did. Us nineties kids were given a bad hand with the Great Recession, and as a college kid, I fear for my own AND my generations future. Making it big or winning the big game isn’t just a matter of “believing in yourself”, though it was a touching message at the time.

    Ironically enough (and I don’t mean this as an insult), we only need to look at Jordan’s own Charlotte Bobcats as proof of that.

    You need to work your butt off and make a lot of sacrifices. Confidence is only part of the puzzle.

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