OK, if you played Mario Kart back in the day, you probably know the factors that go into winning a race. Simply paying attention to the curves and turns of different tracks wasn’t going to cut it, you had to turn your cautiousness up a few notches and be aware of your surroundings. All it took was one turtle shell or a single banana peel to send you from first to worst. With the level of alertness required during these races, it makes for a fun and efficient sobriety test. If you and your friends have had a few drinks and aren’t sure who is in the best condition to drive home, battle it out on Rainbow Road. Trust me, the Rainbow Road course if difficult enough when you’re sober, so anyone who can complete it after consuming alcohol is in fairly good shape.
(THIS IS JUST A JOKE. PLEASE, DON’T EVER REALLY DRINK AND DRIVE.)