She would’ve made quick work of this glittery, love struck, disgrace of a vampire. I know, I know Edward is like, soooo dreamy and everything a girl could ever ask for and blah, blah, blah. I’m sure a girl really wants a guy to pop up in her room at night randomly and sabotage her car so she can’t attend a party — that would go over well in real life. Now vampires weren’t a massively popular thing in the 90s like they’ve become as of late but that’s probably because Buffy was slaying all of ‘em. I know you may be concerned that a ladies man like that Cullen guy could stare awkwardly and say lame one liners to Buffy, seducing her as he did Bella, but no way would that work on this chick. She was romantically involved with a creepy looking guy of her own. Meaning Edward would’ve ended up with a stake in his chest leaving nothing but a pile of fairy dust.
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