How many times can one possibly be kidnapped? I mean for goodness’ sake, she’s a grown woman, yet she’s managed to be snatched up several hundred times in multiple Mario games. Personally, I think the Princess is attention hungry and she’s on a steady “damsel in distress” diet. It seems as if she gets off on the fact that Mario always opens up massive cans of whoop ass and tracks her down every time she is abducted. And Mario is somewhat of an enabler because he willingly risks his life constantly and that condones the Princess’ self-destructive behavior. If he really wants to save the Princess, he should let that bimbo find her own way out of Bowser’s dungeon. I bet if this spoiled broad had to grab coins, smash bricks, jump on top of enemies and warp through pipes in a dress and heels, she’d figure out how to not get F**KING kidnapped every other day.
Sidenote: The time Princess fought in Super Mario Bros. 2 was actually Mario’s dream.