This isn’t really up for debate but since taste is opinion based, I encourage those with retarded taste buds to pitch a case for anything better than a Dunk-A-Mother-F’N-Roo. These things were little kangaroo shaped cookies which were flavored cinnamon, honey graham or chocolate chip. There were only about 10 cookies in the package along with 1 cubic inch of the most scrumdiddlyumptious icing ever used for cookie dipping. The flavors of the frosting were chocolate and vanilla – sometimes even vanilla with rainbow sprinkles. These things are extremely rare nowadays so if you’ve tasted the amazingness recently, consider yourself very fortunate. If there’s anyone out there who knows of a good place to get them, please inform the rest of the 90s kids so we can have a mouthgasm. Costco is the only place I know of that carries them but if you’re poor like me and can’t afford a membership, you’re probably still Jonesing for a taste. I’ve tried other snacks but none can fill the role of greatest treat ever. I wish I could quit you Dunkaroos… I wish I could quit you.